being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised
I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”
how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney
My girlfriend (who is asleep) just rolled over, wrapped her arms around me and very lovingly whispered “I want to murder you”
The important thing is she hasn’t yet and that means she loves you.
I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
the sprouses are fucking weeaboo ass nerds
I FUCKIN LOVE THE SPROUSES
Eevee and Pikachu by request. Thanks for requesting, I’ve been dying to post this picture since forever.
me during sports class
BUT HE WAS BEING CHASED
Land of the free home of the rich
What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.
But things cost more in Australia, Like a lot more.
And with all those deadly animals, we kinda need compensation
when super cute boys have low standards
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards